groundbreaking study

New research conducted by Polish dermatologists, Drs. Hugh Gzitski and Poppa Pimpsky, has revealed that commuting is a definite cause of adult acne in patients who drive more than an hour a day.

See pictorial evidence from a selection of their study subjects:



Here is the data from their study:



Suggested causes for this positive correlation:

• Dehydration from excessive caffeine intake and regular coffee peeing
• Excessive cell phone usage and related build-up of acne-causing bacteria
• Elevated levels of stress hormones caused by buttheads who should have their licenses revoked
• Increased mindless picking during traffic jams
• and finally, lack of sufficient time at home between commutes to maintain regular hygiene habits.

I don't know about you, but I find this to be truly eye-opening.

And I published it on the internet, so it must be true.